Them: Questionable taste, low ABV, bland. Made from God-Knows-What. Forgettable.

Us: Delicious flavors, 7.1% ABV, 100% Blue Agave, fresh juices, and fruit nectars.

Partáy stands for quality, and we urge you to join us for the classiest party you will ever experience… all in a convenient can, of course!